Paxilon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Salad Fingers Episode 2]

Good times, good times

I remember watching this when it first came out :,D
I'd like you to know that it kept me up at night.
Just...epic.

[Left 4 Speed 2]

Sex and Violence

...are the stuff dreams are made of.
I almost shat myself laughing--seriously, now I have to buy ten more copies of L4D2 just because it's awesome.

[Profiteroles]

Now I'm hungry for...

PROFITEROLES

BOOM

[clownpenis.fart!!111i]

MADNESS

IT--IT NEVER ENDS--
Fat Bastard ftw.

I'm going to spend the next fourteen hours playing and replaying this. Maybe it's awesomeness will somehow be transcribed onto me.

[Girlchan in Paradise Ep1]

WOWEE, THIS IS AWESOME

THAAAAAAAAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING
I just about shat myself with pure, fangirl joy.

[PSP Squirrels]

Well.

I think it's official. You gotta go platinum with this, because it's CLASSIC.

[WKUK Russian Roulette]

AH HA HA HA

Epic. Just....epic.

[One Million Pageviews]

I'M SORRY

I DID NOT KNOW YOU HAD A DEVIANTART ACCOUNT

I'll add you and then refresh the page a few hundred times.
....And I watch, like, all those people you listed XD

[Bob and the Apple]

I want your babies <3

Yeah, Bob's Happy Apple song should most definately be a ringtone...I would buy TWO phones and call myself on one just to hear the ring on the other :,D
The giant apple of deviousness was my favorite, especially how his arms squiggled all over the place--that was just epic. Epic.
And dammit, STOP HOGGING ALL THE TALENT 8U

[Narwhals]

FFFFFFF (awesome)

BWA HA, JOKE'S ON YOU. NARWHALS ARE ACTUALLY CRUSTA...oh, wait. You're right. They are mammals.
Anyways. Freakin' awesome. But why, why, WHY did you have to referance the new Star Wars movies? The old ones are so much more awesome-er D:

Singing this all day. I would buy a cellphone just to have this as a ringtone/screensaver. Then I would pay telecommerical companies to call me every fourty-five seconds or so.