Paxilon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Awesome Chaotix]

HELL YEA

I don't know that just happened here, but it was like crack for your eyes. I don't know how you pull off all those epic facial expressions. On behalf of the interwebs, I say...thank you.

[I Love Dogs]

ohgod

That was the most intense laughing/crying fit I've had evair. I think I ruptured something.

[Dot Dot Dot - Animated]

Mind=Blown.

If Orff knew that his epic orchestral orgy would be used in such a way, he would be so proud :,D

[Tron: Lolgacy]

BWAHAHAHA

This has better character development than the origonal ;D
Also, it has 100 % more dicks--which makes it rank ten stars. Jollygood show, sah.

zappawadda responds:

Thank you!

[Dance of the Manwhore]

Wow.

Hot damn, somebody get me a bag of ice to sit on. This is...just...awesome.

[Beard Ninja]

Yeah, awesome.

I just loved how all the characters had that weight to them. My eyeballs melted :D

And to MysticZen. We acknowlage that you're trying to give constructive criticism. But man, the whole point of stick fights is to see the same shit you have before. It's not supposed to have well-rounded characters, it's not supposed to be chronological and it's not supposed to be in any way intelligent. If you want Golden Globe material, go harass Roman Polanski.

And seriously, how could you give it a five when the guy's beard starts beating the ever-loving chirst out of people? Come on. Insta-Classic.

[Leo & Satan III]

...Why?

PedoHobo...oh, man, I was going into fits of tears. If you ever stop making episodes of L&S I'll be sad-- and send the mafia after you.

[Wesker's Report]

BAHAHAHAH

Ohhhh, man. Jill Sandwich. I lol'ed.
It's sad because that's EXACTLY what he's like. *sigh*

[Dusk of the Madness]

Oh, sure

Our healthcare may be free now, but when the zombie apocalypse rolls around don't expect a free dose of the Cure. We're not THAT charitable.
Also: Nick. D,:

[Madness Confliction]

Christ on a crutch

--It's like Madness on crack. Love it.

Hulalaoo responds:

Yep