Paxilon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Nicolas Cage Wants Cake]

In summary

Ten stars--mostly because the babe's boob jiggling was just amazing. I mean...damn. I just wanna squeeze them.
(Oh, and everything else is epic too)

[Data's Second Emotion]

Whuh....wha--?

What just happened?

[The Justin Bieber Show]

Sorry

If we had a better genetic screening program in Canada, Justin Bieber never would have happened. That's our bad.

[The Lizard Vortex]

What just--what just happened?

...my brain hurts. Maybe if I rub coffee into my eyes I'll feel better.

[BitterSweet]

I died a little on the inside...

But damn, that was amazing. Keep up the intense level of awesome--I don't think you'll have too much trouble doing that ;D

[TANKMEN: Tankbusters]

BAH HA HA HAH

Oooooh...that was amazing. I lolle'd hugely.
Those damn Canadians...always building secret weapons...in their igloos...

[The Game Trailer Collab]

Hot damn

That was just epic. I lolled in my pants, like fifty times. And then I was happy because my zombie gawst was in there...
Sweet job, alla yas--thanks again for letting me come aboard :,D

[Avatar - Hot Na'vi Sex]

I wish I had a second pair of lips

Then I could do some seriously awesome solo duettes :D

[TANKMEN 2]

Wow, Seawolf.

Just...wow.
And I had five incredibly close friends die from morons who can't take a joke.
...Somehow.
I thought it was great. As in, the epitomy of awesome.

[Fallen Angel Ep. 1 (Pt3)]

Amazing

I'd take off .0009 percent for the length, but damn. That was great. Sound editing was perfect (save for the first bit of the narration, but still), explosions were prettyful, all the art in general was amazin'.
Nuclear war always gives me tasty shivers :D