Paxilon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dragon Ball Multiverse 3]

I came here for Vegeta. I got Vegeta. I`m going now. That is all.

[Girl Gamer]

I liked it, but my enjoyment was a little hesitant because I can`t tell if you`re being serious or not. Y...you don`t really think all girls are trying to fish for compliments with their super sexy voices, do you? Your comments ring a little too close to the whole fake fangirls thing, that`s why I`m getting a little sticklebacked.
Maybe you should consider what it`s like trying to play a game when all your teammates think you`re twelve years old. Spoilers: it blows goats.

[PACMAN DIES AAAH]

We...we take it back! WE TAKE IT BACK! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGH! But I don't know what the ghost's problems are, I thought mouth+balls was always a win combo.

[Sad Scyther]

WHOA
WHOA
Maaan, I scoured the goddamn safari zone for hours in Pokemon Red and never caught a damn scyther. Maybe a total of two waved their thoraces suggestively in my direction, but they play hard to get like you wouldn't believe. This vid is obviously fake, there's no way Sirundead got his mitts on one.
And I really like the lineart-free style. Me want more. You gimmie :U

[Brominoe Effect]

Seems like you're doing a damn good job with them there improv recordings--great animation, it worked really well with the kinda monotone voice acting (I'll point out that that isn't sarcasm, too many movies rely on over-the-top voices to carry them into Frontpage Valhalla). It was genuinely funny but I guess it wasnt slapstick, outrageous, or homophobic enough to get me laughing my goddamn head off. Still, its great, its very rewatchable, and I want more so gimmie :U

Kiigen responds:

More will be a brewin'.

[PleaseDiePie]

Buahaha, yeah, that sounds like Piewds alright. BUT WHY CAN'T I STOP WATCHING HIS CHANNEL

This was hilarious, well animated, and fuckin' candid. Great job.

["Puppy"]

Ethically I feel I should begrudge you but holy shit that was fucking hilarious
v suck it, strendedsoldier. v

[Star of the North Fist]

OHHH MAAAN I'M GONNA GO TO ANIMEOTAKUKAWAIICON COSPLAYING AS KEN UWHEEEEEEEEPOCKYMAKISANSAMAAAAA
Fuckin--

[Payne In The Max]

I think Max Payne's voice just got me pregnant.
ANYWAYS. I wasn't gonna get this game, but now I think I'll buy it, play it, and keep this flash on a loop in the background the entire time. THEN I'LL UP THE ANTE WITH COCAINE