Paxilon's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fishing]

As a certified fishmonger I demand more fish. Everywhere. ALL THE FISH

[Revenge]

Luckily, I buy meat from a store waaaay to small to hide a dragon.

zephyo responds:

That's truly depressing. I'm sorry for your loss.

[Break time]

Tea. He's drinking tea. WHY AM I NOT DRINKING TEA RIGHT NOW
This is excellent, I love an art style that shows off pencil or paint textures. It cant hurt that I also like men in vests and dress shirts drinking tea :>

[Thingthangthong]

I see no thongs. Not, at least, the kind of thongs I like.

YOU LIE
YOU ARE A LIAR, SIR
Big points for you, though, because I think that gentleman would be a fine giver of piggyback rides.

[Megalodon]

Welp, that`s cool. Cool cool cool. I know what you mean, though, if there isn`t a smooth pencil in my hand at all times I`ll go nuts. I think it worked out really well for this, though, the grainy sky contrasts the stripier marks and nice lines most awesomely :D

JesusCondom responds:

Thanks mate. Yeah, I should have picked a harder pencil and spent a little more time on it, make sure it's smooth and delish. Getting kind of tired of all this crap with backgrounds, gonna try me out some watercolor for backgrounds when I can.

[Outclassed]

If by aw'right you really mean...aw'some?
PFFFFFFFFFFFFAHAHAHABAHAHA
*cough* But anyways, yeah. Gotta love dat foreshortening, it looks tan-fastic.

Jemmuh responds:

Aw shucks. ;-)

[Bolt Witch]

Wh-?
Do you have, like, a malevolent clan of dwarves down voting your stuff? Ah, damn. I shouldn`t have drawn attention to them.
Aaah, don`t mind me! I`m just sauntering around looking at awesome character design and--THERE THEY ARE NOW GRAB THEM AND BEAT THEM WITH STICKS

Template88 responds:

It has to do with my journal entry. Certain artists dont like to be called out for being horrible at drawing.

[Naked Snake]

Easily my favorite Snake and favorite game in the series :,D
As always I`m loving your style! I just think he needs to be more...naked... *wipes away drool with sleeve*

navka responds:

Hehe...well, I don't have a naked Snake right now, buuuut, you will see special drawing of Jensen :3 Riiiiight now!

[MY HEADDDD]

Does he have an Excedrin Headache? :(

Mrsblitzkrieg responds:

i guess so ):

[Sooooo cuuuute...]

PoisonHeart...it's... a joke. See? It's funny because xenomorphs are hungry kill machines that possess no human concept of mercy, compassion, or indeed, cuteness. What Farturast has done here is apply both human body structures (namely female breasts and lips) and sensibilities (the pride and joy experienced by parents after a successful birth of a child) on a species that we have only known to operate on pure murderdeathkill instinct. But he cranks up the hilarity even further by actually having these two humanized aliens joyfully overseeing the most horrifying and memorable action of the xenomorph, which is the violent birthing of it's young from the chest cavity of a human host.

HEY. WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING? I JUST EXPLAINED WHY EXACTLY THIS WAS FUNNY AND ALSO SHOWED OFF HOW SMART AND WELL-VERSED I WAS WITH THE ALIEN MYTHOS.

I HOPE YOU DON'T THINK I AM A NEEEEEERRRRRD.

FarturAst responds:

Made my day ;)