Yeah, I'm a bonafide animator now! ("Paxilon, the thing barely moves. It's literally all tweens--") SHUT UP I AM AN ANIMATOR NOW I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE CRITICISM ANY MORE

Like Max Payne? Like SirUndead? Like neither? Too bad, because it's a Max Payne parody starring http://sirundead.newgrounds.com/

Check it out: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/645086

Overall, yeah, kinda happy with it. I guess. Points go to SUd for being a pushy son of a bitch when I didn't want to be-- you can thank him for those attractive (and...allegedly hard-to-find in the initial release) buttons actually being made.  ...And the voice acting. And the bonus audio clips that I'll keep in the deepest, darkest corners of my harddrive for the deepest, darkest nights. And for buying me the actual games in the first pla--you know what? Lets declare the guy President. Sure, he'll likely kill us all through a mix of bored toying around and neglect, but it would be a wild ride.

In other news, uh...

other...news...

hrm.

Oh, right, I moved and have no internet yet. I had to look up Actionscript coding on my phone. For the <twelve hours I spent plunking around trying to get everything to work properly. So appreciate.

Those goddamn.

Buttons.