ALRIGHT SPEED IS THE GAME HERE GUYS GOTTA MAKE ME SOME DOUGH ON A SATURDAY NIGHT BUT MY KNEES HURT SO I CANT DO WHAT I NORMALLY DO TO GET...MONEY..ah...tortured prostitution joke. It`s over now. No, no... do not weep it`s passing.
Aaaanyways, got five bucks on your paypal account? That you don`t intend on spending for the Steam Summer Sale? Ah, god, I knew this was terrible timing. But if you have around five bucks, spend it on me, because i need a solid 25-30 dolla in my bank account and I`m a lazy jerk who doesn`t want to wait. And suprisingly, no, I`m not actually gonna spend *this* money on Steam. It`s for something...else. Heh. HEHEUEHEUEH
I`m doing some quick portraits here for five dollars canadian (or american..whatever. Just dont send me five pesos). They're digital, take me anywhere from fifteen minutes to forty minutes, and will be shaded OR given flat colours, or both, whatever, just tell me what you want because I'm a tool who's desperate for cash.
To be clear, portraits are pretty little pictures of a characters head and shoulders. These are not full body pictures. Motoko here will pose for me:
(Is this actually worth five bucks? I dunno. Shut up. I dunno.)
So you want one? Good. COMMENT HERE FIRST. DO NOT PM ME AND THEN COMMENT. You dont have to tell me what you want immediately, just type in "yo" and then take your time giving me a personal message describing the character you want (or sending me picture links, preferably). THE FIRST FIVE PEOPLE TO COMMENT HERE GET THE SLOTS. If you're six or seven, I'm sorry, but nope--and I can't promise you future commission slots if/when I open up again. It gets complicated and I have a very small brain. Once I hit five I'll take a screenshot and probably just delete this news post, or disable comments, or-- I dunno, punch a baby.
-These commissions are intended to be quick and easy. Picture links will get you a product much, much faster than a ten-paragraph essay describing to me what Chun Li looks like.
-These will be drawn in my style. You want me to draw Megaman? Thats cool, but I'm putting that kawaii mothertrucker through my artistic ringer. Fair warning.
-I don't want to be going back and forth double-checking I have every strand of hair drawn perfectly. If I have to do that more than two times, I will probably drop everything, refund your money, and flip off my computer screen.
-This is paypal only. I'll give you my address over the PM system, so no worries there.
So, uh...okay... go?
VicariousE
Yo, I've never read such a heartfelt and honest pitch before. Tell you what, draw me any of the main characters from M*A*S*H, from anytime in it's long history. I'll pay a bounty of 5 bucks for each head you bring me, and an escalating bonus for more than one picture, because I grew up with M*A*S*H and I think they need to be properly honored.
Paxilon
*Slowly draws bowie knife across sharpening stone*
Hmn... a good deal. Almost too good. Some bounty hunters would be suspicious... but you and I have a good record, so for old times sake... heh. Consider those heads stuffed and mounted. I`ll do it.
I`ve only ever seen the movie, which was fan-freaking tastic--I stick with the actors from the series, though, yeh?