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HEY I GOT FLASH

Posted by Paxilon - March 11th, 2013


WHOOOO LOOK AT ME, MONEYBAGS

It's too bad I can't make head or tails of the interface. You know, paying eight hundred clams for this thing does make me feel entitled to a "how the fuck to use flash" tutorial downloaded directly into my hippocampus. Learning is haaaard. And boring.

BUT ANYWAYS
So I filched a few sound clips from some buddies and I've already started into a two minute motion comic type thing just to get all the bare bones of the tools down pat-- I may not publish it because it'll be freaking shoddy as hell. And it doesn't look like I'll be doing any *actual* frame-by-frame animation for a while, partially because I set my personal standards impossibly high so nothing short of absolute realism will satisfy me. Gonna work on that.

So...uh... just thought I would let you know?


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You get what you pay for. You paid eight hundred dollars for a stick fight generator. This entitles you to nothing.

Nah but seriously, in two years when you finally feel "mediocre enough" (to blow everyone away like you probably will because you always do), hit me up for some voice work. Unless I'm dead. Time is a long time.

TIME!

Ha. Ha ha...haa haha! BahahAAHAHAABHAAAHHAHA! Oh, you poor fool, you already ARE doing voice work for me and you don't even know it! How truly pathetic. *strokes cat*
You see, while you were frittering away your life I was busy downloading one or two of your audio files to practice my syncing technique. NOW TO THE SHARK PIT WITH YOU

But yea, I'm, uh, *borrowing* Greeds Deadliest Catch. I would have gone straight out and asked your permission but at the time I was gonna use it as something just to practice on and then toss. But now there's the VERY vague chance that it'll be something I'll finish. It probably won't be quality enough to publish, but it would hopefully be something just you could watch and not cough up your major organs. Though no promises on the organ thing.
So.
Uh.
Can I use it?

AND THAT, LADIES AND GENTS, IS HOW YOU DON'T ASK POTENTIAL COLLABORATORS IF YOU CAN USE THEIR STUFF. APPLAUSE PLEASE

Gotta go, it's getting in danger close. Danger close to my LUNCHTIME.

If I remember right, that piece of audio is really shoddy garbage. You can use ANYTHING OF MINE for practice and if you want to publish it you can, but I'd rather record shit that isn't totally worthless for you.

AND THAT REMAINING FOOLS, IS HOW YOU DON'T CAPITALIZE ON OPPORTUNITIES FOR PUBLICITY.

If I remember right, that piece of audio is really shoddy garbage. You can use ANYTHING OF MINE for practice and if you want to publish it you can, but I'd rather record shit that isn't totally worthless for you.

AND THAT REMAINING FOOLS, IS HOW YOU DON'T CAPITALIZE ON OPPORTUNITIES FOR PUBLICITY.

You can record my ass. I`m supposed to be the self-deprecating one here, so stop calling your shit worthless shit or I'll kick the shit out of you >:I
All that said, watch me completely lose interest in flash within the week so I can go back to sitting on my ass eating chocolate mini eggs and playing Skyrim. And crying over my wasted life, too, don't forget that.

If I remember right, that piece of audio is really shoddy garbage. You can use ANYTHING OF MINE for practice and if you want to publish it you can, but I'd rather record shit that isn't totally worthless for you.

AND THAT REMAINING FOOLS, IS HOW YOU DON'T CAPITALIZE ON OPPORTUNITIES FOR PUBLICITY.

If I remember right, that piece of audio is really shoddy garbage. You can use ANYTHING OF MINE for practice and if you want to publish it you can, but I'd rather record shit that isn't totally worthless for you.

AND THAT REMAINING FOOLS, IS HOW YOU DON'T CAPITALIZE ON OPPORTUNITIES FOR PUBLICITY.

FUCK I CLICKED SUBMIT A LOT OF TIMES. YOU SHOULD DELETE THE CLONES.

AND WAIT HOLD UP YOU SAYING THAT CLONES DON'T HAVE A RIGHT TO LIFE, BRO?
That made me do a....DOUBLE TAKE. *shades*

FUCK I CLICKED SUBMIT A LOT OF TIMES. YOU SHOULD DELETE THE CLONES.

THE FUCK I WILL, FROM MY MAIN PAGE IT LOOKS LIKE SEVEN PEOPLE THINK WHAT I HAVE TO SAY IS SOME COMMENT-WORTHY SHIT
Also, your humiliation gives me a big chubby so too bad.

Why in the actual fuck would you ever pay for Flash? I guarantee you that none of the big dogs around here paid for Flash, at least not initially, and it's really something you want to experiment with before purchasing?

How's <a href="http://covenantry.deviantart.com/">http://covenantry.deviantart.com/</a> coming along?

Yeah at first flash can be a "holy balls" type thing, especially with the new flash programs nowadays, but once you learn it it's very useful.