Gianni 2015-10-21 11:30:59

STRANGAH.

Vangantem-Militem 2015-10-21 11:57:12

Hold up a minute, I need to process your cover pic.

...

I see you. Loading/examining what looks to be a custom 1911. I see a Kukri, which is either comically oversized or simply appears as so due to camera angle. A honey pot. With the honey dipper. And a miscellaneous carved wood object.

...You are one hell of a woman, you know that?

Vangantem-Militem 2015-10-21 11:58:49

Oh also I think you might be wearing a Rambo-style bandana.

Vangantem-Militem 2015-10-21 14:49:37

WINNIE THE POOH, WINNIE THE POOH
CHUBBY LITTLE CUBBY ALL STUFFED WITH DIC- er, "fluff"

VicariousE 2015-10-27 00:36:27

Pooh paraphernalia? I always thought of you as the freaky fish(mongress, fishmonger) lady.
In fact I would like to commission (from you): a lady-you version of Mako Tsunami, from the first Yu-Gi-Oh series. Honestly, it would make my millennium, dunno why

Name your price Pooh-bear, you know I'm good for it. Respectfully,
VicariousE

Vangantem-Militem 2015-10-27 00:41:25

My paraphernalia mostly consists of Filthy Frank fanart and various blunt and bladed weapons that I keep in little nooks and crannies, like a knife in a cereal box, or a 2 foot length of rebar on top of my fridge. There would be a gun under my pillow, but I'm not legally allowed to own or handle a firearm for, uh, reasons. Also I have a wizard hat that I use in conjunction with the rebar wand to cast spells on people. Everyone seems to think that the spell is just me beating a person with rebar in the middle of the street, but I swear it's magic.