Every time I go to come here, I just wanna say, "What's up crazy lady?"
Then I noticed your new profile picture. SO... what's up crazy lady? It data reel 1911 .45, or are you just happy to see me? I'm bringing honey to the party this weekend, it is good in my coffee, and if there's no coffee there like last year, I believe.... will SirUndead be attending? I'm not gay, but damn he's handsome.
VicariousE
Very close to plausible... but not quite!