I love how that dude is smoking a cigarette AND a cigar.
Only communists know the true value of chain smoking!
I draw n stuff
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Ugh, even the weak communists in Russia wouldnt take him in. He's smoking a *menthol.*
And he waited until I was half-finished and reeling before telling me you arent supposed to inhale cigars.
I thought for sure you'd blow your load and post those nudes you took of me on the first report. Guess you're saving it for something more sinister.
Dont be foolish, Comrade, those nudes will be sent up into space on the Sputnik 69 with a plaque reading "anal probe volunteer. I cum in peace all over mankind."
Wait, you took a bus? Capitalist pig dogs wouldn't let you fly, huh? Your name was probably on the "no fly" list.
Happy new year you crazy Canadian communist creature you :3
I'm pretty sure my name's on the no fly list, that shit's like herpes, just can't rid yourself of it, kinda like luggage and nasty pets, scars and I'm just going to stfu now
Rest assured, Comrade Vic, you would be a most valuable asset to the Canadian Communist League. Perhaps if you stuffed yourself into a suitcase with the words "only open upon delivery to Canada" written upon it you would be delivered to the homeland without fear of interception! Do not let 2015 be the year you are indoctrinated by filthy capitalist lies, my friend! May your true communist heart keep beating in rhythm with O, Canada!
Ok, I'm from the southeast united states and this doesn't even offend me one bit. I hear Canada is nice. I don't know if I'd go to Quebec though, I find French annoying. Same reason I won't go to Louisiana.
Also, I believe SirUndead is smoking both a cigar and a blunt because H3 IS PR0P3R MLG fAzE CLAN BL0K3 NOW G3T R3KT Y3 SCRUBS
420BLAZ3IT OLYMPICS 2069 L00MEENARTY C0NFIRMED.
Nope, it's a menthol cigarette. He went from smoking three on the drive into downtown, shared a hookah pipe with me, then puffed an entire cigar on the way back. I'm surprised I didnt leave a giant tumor with glasses behind in Florida.
LEAVES MORE LEAF FOR ME AMIRITE M8 COME TO OTTAWA AND WE CAN #420BLAZEIT ON PARLAMENT HILL FUCK DA POPO
I would go to louisianna for the craaaawfish and hillbilly accents, I wont lie.
VicariousE
Quite an after action report, thanks for not peeing on our tree of liberty whilst here. Was kinda hoping for a more 'in depth' report about this sirundead fellow, and your close quarters activities ;) BTW, you Northerners better not try to annex NG HQ, that's neutral ground (and Tom's neutered lol)
Paxilon
"Tree of Liberty." most interesting. ...where, uh, would such a tree be found...? I simply wish to...pay my respects to..such a majestic symbol of American Pig-Freedom...
We ended up having a friendly knife fight over a baggie of brown heroin behind a theatre. Cant get more in-depth and close quarters than embracing a man to push a six inch shiv into his kidney ;)
NG HQ will be the last to fall. The Fulp will be the last to bow to the Communist Engine, but in the end, he WILL bow.