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I always get the last lulz.


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Yeah, I'm a bonafide animator now! ("Paxilon, the thing barely moves. It's literally all tweens--") SHUT UP I AM AN ANIMATOR NOW I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE CRITICISM ANY MORE

Like Max Payne? Like SirUndead? Like neither? Too bad, because it's a Max Payne parody starring

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Overall, yeah, kinda happy with it. I guess. Points go to SUd for being a pushy son of a bitch when I didn't want to be-- you can thank him for those attractive (and...allegedly hard-to-find in the initial release) buttons actually being made.  ...And the voice acting. And the bonus audio clips that I'll keep in the deepest, darkest corners of my harddrive for the deepest, darkest nights. And for buying me the actual games in the first pla--you know what? Lets declare the guy President. Sure, he'll likely kill us all through a mix of bored toying around and neglect, but it would be a wild ride.


In other news, uh...


Oh, right, I moved and have no internet yet. I had to look up Actionscript coding on my phone. For the <twelve hours I spent plunking around trying to get everything to work properly. So appreciate.

Those goddamn.


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Recent Game Medals

SECRET MEDAL 10 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
I have to go deeper 10 Points Complete the game Medal Stats.
The Librarian 25 Points Collect all 15 notes Medal Stats.
SECRET MEDAL 5 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
Blunt Force Trauma 25 Points Kill 100 zombies with your vehicle Medal Stats.
Slip and Slide 10 Points Don't hit anything after sliding through an oil slick Medal Stats.
Perfect Defense 25 Points While stopped during a task, don't let a single zombie reach your vehicle's hood Medal Stats.
Gun Slinger 25 Points Weaken a hood grappling zombie with 1 weapon, then quickly switch to another weapon to finish it off with one shot Medal Stats.
People Pancakes 5 Points Lure two or more opponents into the trash compactor during any battle in the Scrapyard. Medal Stats.
C-C-Combo Maker 25 Points Deliver at least 80 damage in one aerial combo. Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 94 (From 26 different games.)