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FIELD AGENT MARIEKESKI DOUMASKLAV REPORTING

MOST HONORED CANADIAN COMRADES, ENCLOSED IS MY REPORT ON MY LATEST EXCURSION TO CAPTALIST PIGSTY UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

SUCCESSFULLY PASSED LAX BORDER AGENTS WITHOUT AROUSING SUSPICIONS

AFTER TWO-DAY BUS RIDE ARRIVED IN CAPITALIST PIG-STATE "FLORIDA"

RENDEZVOUS MADE WITH CONTACT (CODENAME: SIRUNDEAD http://sirundead.newgrounds.com/), AN AMERICAN CITIZEN BROUGHT INTO THE LIGHT OF GLORIOUS COMMUNISM

CONDUCTED WEAPONS TEST WITH UNWITTING PAWNS SUPPLIED BY AMERICAN CONTACT. WEAPONS ARE PRIMITIVE BUT SATISFYING AND THIS AGENT OPERATED THEM WITH MAXIMUM OPERATIVE OPERATION

ENGAGED IN MANY MINDLESS ACTIVITIES THE CAPITALIST PIGS CALL "ZIPLINING" "SWIMMING" "DRINKING" "ENJOYING CHEESY JOHN WOO FLICKS" "GOING TO GATORLAND" AND "GETTING SUNBURNT"

US CUSTOMS ARE STRANGE AND ROOTED DEEPLY IN BOURGEOIS OVERINDULGENCE. WERE WE IN THE GLORIOUS MOTHERLAND THE ONLY ENTERTAINMENT REQUIRED WOULD BE FALLING TREES TO BURN IN THE PASSIONATE FURNACES OF INDUSTRY

AFTER SEVERAL DAYS BADE FAREWELL TO AMERICAN CONTACT "SIRUNDEAD," WHO REFUSED OFFER TO BE STUFFED IN TO LUGGAGE AND SMUGGLED INTO MOTHERLAND TO AID US IN BEAUTIFUL CONQUEST OF NORTH AMERICA. DECISION WAS WISE IN RETROSPECT, AS INEPT AMERICAN BUS LINES LOST THIS AGENTS LUGGAGE. LUCKILY ALL CANADIAN SECRETS WERE SAFELY SECURED IN THIS AGENTS COLON FOR DURATION OF OPERATION

FINISHING STATEMENT: RECON WAS INCONCLUSIVE. REQUIRE FURTHER EXPLORATIONS INTO AMERICAN WASTELAND IN ORDER TO MAXIMIZE STRATEGIC ADVANTAGE IN COMING ANNEXATION.

ADDENDUM: FOLLOWS A GRAPHICAL REPRESENTATION HUMEROUSLY COMPRESSING ENTIRE EXPERIENCE FOR ENJOYMENT OF SOCIALIST MASSES. NOTE USE OF "HALLOWEEN COSTUMES" OF "THE TERMINATOR AND JOHN CONNOR FROM T2" FOR USE IN BLENDING INTO CROWDS OF AMERICAN APES

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Recent Game Medals

SECRET MEDAL 10 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
I have to go deeper 10 Points Complete the game Medal Stats.
The Librarian 25 Points Collect all 15 notes Medal Stats.
SECRET MEDAL 5 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
Blunt Force Trauma 25 Points Kill 100 zombies with your vehicle Medal Stats.
Slip and Slide 10 Points Don't hit anything after sliding through an oil slick Medal Stats.
Perfect Defense 25 Points While stopped during a task, don't let a single zombie reach your vehicle's hood Medal Stats.
Gun Slinger 25 Points Weaken a hood grappling zombie with 1 weapon, then quickly switch to another weapon to finish it off with one shot Medal Stats.
People Pancakes 5 Points Lure two or more opponents into the trash compactor during any battle in the Scrapyard. Medal Stats.
C-C-Combo Maker 25 Points Deliver at least 80 damage in one aerial combo. Medal Stats.


Total Medals Earned: 94 (From 26 different games.)